I will make sure I never walk around naked in there ever again.

‘Clearly.’ It’s a sassy smile and a flick of my damp hair that I have left loose, seeing as I am on my way to get it chopped and dyed. I won’t rise to his bait.

‘Here, I never gave you this.’ He reaches into his inner jacket of that expensive dark slate suit he is wearing today and pulls out a smooth oblong on a key chain. It looks like a matt black pebble, and he holds it out to me on his finger, ...