Alexi is avoiding me. The party is in full swing on our first night, and I completely control the event. I would go as far as saying our first night is a success, minus one tiny little detail …

Tyler, my ex-drug dealer, who beat me half to death, has come as a guest. I was too preoccupied because of Alexi to check the bloody guest list before coming here. Joanne, the tit of a girl, obviously ignored the list of banned names when looking through this, or else it was deliberate, and ...