“Tell me you drive this a lot and have never had any sort of bike accident in all the years you have owned them.” I sound as scared as I feel, heart pounding and almost crushing him with how I’m clinging on. My body is cold, and I’m jittery as hell.

“Not crashed ... much.” He chuckles, and I almost get back off again. The strangled noise through my mic makes him laugh at me all the more.

“I’m kidding. Calm down, London. I have never crashed, and I have been ...