"OW! Son of a motherfucking asshole!" Jake screamed and laid down on the back seat. He held his crotch and groaned in pain.

"That's what you get for getting all rapey on me, you idiot," I said.

"Ugh Janey...it hurts," he whined.

I felt kind of bad. Maybe I kneed him harder than I intended. I ran over to him and looked down.

"Are you okay? Did I break your balls?" I said with fake concern.

"I don't know, take a look," he said and pulled me down on top of him, ...