“Goddess! You look wonderful!” A few of the tribe ladies fussed as they tailored the dress that I was wearing to fit my size. Now, the dress has a few ruffles at the bottom where they sewed it since I refused to wear kids’ clothing just in case I turn back to normal at any moment.

Trust me, babysitting the princes when they became kids taught me that it is better to always be prepared. I mean, it was easier for them since they have abs to show off.

“The goddess is ...