The customer service officer explained, “Our company clothes are easy to recognize because of their unique markings. Our label is never on the back of the collar but on the side of the pocket so as to not chafe the wearer's neck. Ma’am, this coat of yours is a poor quality defective good, not even a high quality imitation.”

“But…” Selene sputtered, face contorted.

“Hear that?” Now move aside. How about this coat? Is it real?” Ivy lifted Jane’s coat to the ...