Dane? Like a great dane? Who names their children such peculiar names? It sounds almost like a fabricated moniker for a vampire from a Twilight novel.

"Hello, I'm Julianna. Nice to meet you," I say warmly, extending my hand, which he shakes. "Are you attending Brown?"

"No, I'm no longer in college. I dropped out a few years ago," he responds with a shrug. "You're a student?"

"Yes, I'm in my fourth year, almost done," I mention.

"Oh, you're almost finished! I was about ...