“I walk into a bar and eyes follow me. Women want to stab me and men want to fuck me. A guy buys me a drink, do you think he just wants to get to know me? Do you think that that drink is obligation-free? And what if I refuse him, do you think he goes quietly? No. He has to get all upset and offended and tell the entire bar what a cock tease I am just because I dress pretty and accepted a drink from him.

“And what about getting a job? I am a computer programmer. Don't get me started ...