Hi, everyone,

This is Kane Silver Black... Blackto... Blackout...

It's Blackthorn, silly... Hi, everyone, it's Dorian Silver Blackthorn.

Dorian, get out of here; you're ruining my moment.

What moment, Kane?

I was here telling everyone what happened after Mom and Dad showed up.

Okay, but you slept most of the time, Kane. How are you going to tell everything that happened?

I didn't sleep at all, Dorian! You're lying!

Oh, yeah? Then tell us what ...