“Make a short video of yourself masturbating on the Dean’s desk.”

I choked, my mouthful of cocoa spewing out of my mouth and spraying across my laps and onto the floor as I threw a disbelieving look at my roommate and her giggling friends.

“Ewwwww, Diane, could you be any more gross?” Lily Bass scolded as she threw me a box of Kleenex and turned her face away in disgust.

I cleaned up the mess and looked up at Lily as I absently tossed the used tissue into the bin. ...