Justin was sound asleep when his phone rang loudly, startling him awake. He fumbled for his phone, squinting at the bright screen to see who was calling him at midnight. He was surprised to see that it was Helena, his soon-to-be-ex-wife. He hesitated for a moment before answering, wondering what could be so urgent that she would call him at this hour. “Hello?” Justin answered groggily.

“Justin, oh my god,” Helena slurred, her words slur- ring together. “I’m so drunk right ...