Tommy ignored him and continued, "So, the Club is having a little party on Saturday night. Any chance I could convince you to join us? I promise to show you a really good time," he said seductively, his voice low and deep, and suggestively grabbed his crotch for emphasis as if I wasn't already clear on his meaning.

Luca snapped, "I swear, you better not have a boner over there...or I'ma throw you out on your ass."

Tommy laughed, "Don't worry, I'll keep it in my pants...for now." Tommy was a ...