I am wearing my boots.The combat boots my boyfriend gifted me on our anniversary.I catwalk to the front of my mirror and twirl.Hayden groans behind me.I spin in another circle to annoy him and he sends a pillow flying at me.I duck and the pillow hits the mirror.Picking it from the floor,I launch it at his head.

　　"I swear to God if you smile at that shoe one more time I'll stab myself in the eye with a fork."

　　My face contorts at the imagery his words provoke,he ...