Boyfriends are annoying.I push Ben's money back to him and the idiot wraps one hand around my waist and lifts me off the ground to take over.

　　Ben slides some bills to the cashier while I'm still trying to recover from the shock of being carried like I weigh nothing.The cashier sends us off with a smile and a wave.We must look crazy.I punch his chest when we are outside and he pinches my nose.

　　"Annoying.You're so annoying,"I tell him.He kisses me.Because I'm such ...