Ethan shrugged nonchalantly. "Maybe you should," he laughed, "but you won't." He showed her a bag that he'd brought with him and said, "I've brought you something."

"What's this," Kylie replied skeptically.

Ethan opened the bag, smiled, and said, "Adult diapers; to stop the bleeding, for when you are on your period! Are you happy?"

"These are not for periods," Kylie laughed. "These are for incontinence. If you wanted to impress me, then you should have brought tampons!"

"Just use it tonight," ...