“And I went fetch that Pepsi for him downstairs,” Thea was clenching her teeth as she talked to Lily, “Guess what he told me after screwing the cap and taking a sip?”

Lily was peeling oranges with a smile on her face, “What did he say?”

“He said it was too sweet!” Thea looked like she was losing her mind, “Only psychopaths who drink soap water would think Pepsi is too sweet!”

“You’re not gonna give him soap water to drink next time, are you?” Lily laughed.

“I wish I ...