The restaurant owner took Nathan’s black credit card, turned around, and told the waiters to invite all customers to leave politely. It wasn’t a surprise, of course, that some of the customers were dissatisfied. A man in a black suit complained to his wife, saying, “Money is not everything. I’m enjoying my dinner...”

A man from the next table asked him, “How much did they give you to leave?”

“A million dollars,” the man in the suit replied.

“Me too,” the other man said. ...