Crystal stood up, nodded to her father, and said, “Alright then, I should get going.”

“Wait!” Todd exclaimed, practically shouting. “I have something to tell you...”

Crystal sighed impatiently and said, “Go ahead.”

Todd: “Crystal, after your mother committed suicide, I went to see her psychologist.”

Crystal froze. “You did?”

“I did,” Todd replied. “And he said that guilt was the cause of her depression. She was cheating on her investments.”

Crystal: “Wait a ...