Nathan looked Crystal in the eyes and said, “You are the first woman to hit me. You should be afraid.”

Crystal: “I won’t be the last. There are lots of people that want to hit you. After all, you look stupid.”

Nathan chuckled and said, “Stupid is as stupid does.”

Crystal: “Then you must be the stupidest man on the planet. Here, let me ask you a few questions: Am I a plaything when I am called a plaything? They say Helen is your fiancée. So, is she your fiancée? What if I said ...