*Lilac*

Do you know what happens when your very hot husband whom you haven't seen for two weeks decides to come home? Especially when he is looking so rugged in a cargo pants and a button down white shirt? You don't? Well, here is the thing. Your brain freezes. Your heart goes into a fucking overdrive, and you completely loose it.

"Hi." Fucking hell. Who says hi in a situation like this? Me, definitely. There is silence. Thirty seconds of traitorous silence, until I see his lips twitch and ...