Hacker

Me: How are you doing, Sphinx?

Sphinx: Why is this so hard for me? You would've been done already, wouldn’t you?

Me: I have three years of experience on you. In three years, you’ll know what to do and it will be easy. If it were easy for everyone, everyone would be a techy and have cool names like us.

I see the light for the camera come on. I taught Wendy how to turn on my camera. Now that we’re sort of officially dating, I wanted our relationship to be more on equal ground.

I grin ...