“What talk?” I asked. “I didn’t talk to anyone.”

“Have you ever been told that you are a very shitty liar,” he said and I rolled my eyes. “You should stop trying because it’s funny trying to watch you lie when you obviously can’t.”

“That is not true,” I said. “I would have you know that I am a very convincing liar.”

“Of course you are,” he began. “Rule number 1 sweetheart; never play denial as a first tactic ...