“So let me get this straight,” Greg said as he stood by the door. “You both skipped work so you could sit in front of the TV eating popcorn and ice cream with-”

He paused and took a sniff and frowned deeply.

“Is that tequila?”

“Yes,” it was Diana who answered with a shrug; she is already butt drunk considering she has been drinking straight out of the bottle and she’s almost done with it.

“You are definitely going to ...