My turn

His tongue came out to lick my face. "Ew! Stop that!" I groaned as I used my sleeve to wipe off my face. He was completely unaffected by my order, his tongue sliding out to swipe along my cheek again, but I was ready for him this time. I twisted my face to side as he licked the air. A giggle bubbled from my lips as I teased, "Missed me."

I probably should have known better than to challenge him, but in the middle of having fun, it didn't occur to me. Without warning, he nudged me with ...