AAAAAIIII!!! - Ellis moaned, bending her body towards her intimate area being waxed with hot wax. "What the hell is this?"

"This is our innovative procedure for intimate waxing: Brazilian Wax," the esthetician informed.

"I have a better name for it: Torture!" Ellis shouted as she felt the esthetician pull another strip of hot wax.

In fact, most of the procedures she had done at that salon would live up to that name. Upon reflection, the whole package could be titled that ...