San’s POV

I stared in horror at the enormous, geeky figure sitting ignorantly in front of me and I felt my fury flare up while I cursed my luck and demanded answers from the Moon Goddess.

Why the fuck did she have to pair me with him?

Of all people in this god damn world, why HIM?

Fatso Dick? Seriously?

My friends will fucking laugh and taunt me.

He is just a nerd with zero appealing qualities whatsoever! 

He won’t even last 5 minutes of sex ...