BENITA CELESTINE

So, I feel like I got dumped, and suddenly I became a hot mess. I was crying, eating ice cream, and singing "I Will Survive" in the shower. I'm fairly certain our neighbor thinks I'm having a wild party, but really, I'm just heartbroken and eating my feelings. On the bright side, I've finally mastered the art of eating a whole pizza by myself in one sitting.

“Aren't you going to work?” Nikita blurted out, kicking my feet.

I pouted, “Leave me alone, I go to work every ...