Stripping down in the middle of the room, I walked to my room and started the luxurious shower. If I were ever to feel pampered, this was how it was done. It was lovely. The hot water didn’t run out, and I’d gotten every type of cleaner at Target.

Conditioner was always too risky at home because you could hide more types of sabotage in the murkiness. Now, I could use shampoo, conditioner, face wash, and body wash all without fear. It was about thirty minutes before I got out, but it had ...