“After I’m done teaching you a lesson, I’ll go teach Johnny a lesson too.”

“How are you going to teach him?”

“Chop off his hand that touched you.”

“If my fingernail scratched his arm, do I have to chop off a hand too?”

“Yes, chop it off.”

After a while, the voice of the woman ‘teaching’ a man could be heard again–

“Johnny is g ay, and his boyfriend is Nick.”

“Next time you see your ‘cousin’, wish him happiness for me.”

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