Ten seconds later Jenn walked in and I burst out laughing. She was in baggy pants, a sweater that was mine and a trench coat! Ma looked at me and said, "What is this?"

Jenn answered, "Months ago after the first time we talked on the phone you told Nick you didn't like young women who dressed like being naked in public was Ok. I dressed like this so you would know I don't do that."

"You told her I said that?" Ma looked at me.

"I told her when you meet Ma you should wear long pants, a baggy ...