"Pete, Colleen is in a panic. She's afraid to come out in that dress."

"Why? I saw it on her last night in Cambria. It's beautiful."

"Oh, you're right it is beautiful, and it's sheer!"

"Sheer?"

"In the daylight you can see through it!"

"Really?"

"Yes! She stepped out of the bathroom and I could see her panties clearly as soon as she stepped into the sunlight."

"Stay right here." I stepped past her and opened the door to the ladies room. Colleen was just standing there looking at me, ...