'Push!' the midwife ordered.

'Arhhh!' Wendy said as she bore down.

'You'll have to do better than that!' the midwife admonished her. 'Do you want your baby to be a still birth? Push harder!'

Taking a deep breath, and thinking that she didn't know giving back birth would be as difficult for her as it was, she bore down with all her strength. 'Arhhhhhh!' And the baby's head broke forth. Then the midwife with her hands in a glove, pulled the head of the baby till the baby slipped out.

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