"Pregnant!? Of course not! I can't be".

"What makes you think so? You act weird, get more angry, eat foods you normally find disgusting… It all makes sense, Hilda. You're definitely pregnant".

"Come on, Jack. You're exaggerating. I'm not pregnant".

"Oh yeah? When was the last time you saw your period?"

"I- it was…err…"

"You see? You can't even remember. I'll stop by the pharmacy on my way from work tomorrow, and get you a strip".

"But, I- I can't be pregnant, Jack. Not ...