Dear Diary,

The strange thing about this school is that although it’s a private school, you’d think it was just for posh snobs who just want a decent education. But today I found out that that wasn’t always true. Sometimes those boys sent this school, just wanted to mingle in with other people and get a nice good relationship going, like me! Sometimes we can make ends meet and get some hot sex in too.

But never have we ever had a public school reject be sent to our school because he’s ...