it's been a while here man. So.. on this day 23/5/2026,

It was a wednesday morning and I was laying in bed, my wife Jummy had taken the kids to school and was then going for some 'Retail Therapy' with two of her friends. The house was quiet, as it would be for another four or five hours. I had woke up with a massive erection and with the house being so quiet I thought id treat myself to a nice slow wank.

I reached into my wife's bedside drawer and pulled out the tube of lube I bought about 2 ...