I had walked out into the woods a million times with my dog, just walking looking at the water in the creek, listening to the birds just anything I could do to be away from the house and my annoying cousins and uncles.

On this day I walked up the hill and found a log to sit on. I sat for quite some time just watching nature do what it did best. My dog nestled against my leg wanted me to rub his head.

I reached down scratching his head, when he took his nose and hit me in the crotch. I ...