I was on vacation passing through a small town in the desert. Since it was late and I was hungry, I thought I would stop at a dive bar and grill, grab a bite and head on to the next city to find a hotel. I walked in and sat at the bar, a couple of seats over from an old lady. She was about 70, very thin, saggy tits, and brown leathery skin. We started to chat and the next thing I knew, the bar was closing because it was midnight. We had been talking for 3 hours and it felt like 30 minutes. I ...