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Chapter 84 Blow Nozzle

Chu Jun and Zhao Yu were conversing with each other, but they didn't notice that the courtyard door was pushed open. Xiao Xiao stuck her head in and looked at the two of them curiously.

Chu Jun and Zhao Yu instantly parted in panic. Zhao Yu shyly covered her pretty face with her back facing the courtyard door.

Chu Jun faced Xiao Xiaoxiao's eyes that were filled with an intense thirst for knowledge and forcefully said, "Big Sister Zhao Yu's eyes were narrowed by the sand. I'll blow for her!"

Zhao Yuqiao's face was as red as fire. She turned around and said softly, "Xiaoxiao, you're back. Quickly come over and let big sister hug you!"

Xiaoxiao threw herself into Zhao Yu's embrace and asked, "Sister Zhao Yu's eyes were squinted by the sand? I'll blow it for you. Big Brother Jun doesn't know how to blow, it's all blown to your mouth!"

"Ah!" Zhao Yu let out a soft cry, and her neck was dyed with a layer of red light.

Chu Jun almost fell down and coughed softly, "Nonsense, when did big brother Jun blow his mouth!"

Zhao Yu rolled her eyes at Chu Jun in embarrassment. She could no longer stay. She put down her little escape and left the courtyard. In the distance, there were two female disciples waiting for her. Apparently, they were close friends who went down the mountain with her to buy things to cover up.

Chu Jun couldn't help but feel extremely annoyed. After two months, he was finally able to take care of it, but it was destroyed by this little naughty person.

"Hehe, Big Brother Jun, you kissed Big Sister Zhao Yu just now. Xiaoxiao saw it!" Xiaoxiao blinked her eyes proudly.

Chu Jun couldn't help but laugh and cry. He picked up Xiao Xiaoxiao and beat his butt. He scolded, "Little brat, what nonsense are you talking about!"

Xiaoxiao pursed her lips and said, "You guys are just kissing. Don't let anyone talk about it!"

Chu Jun couldn't help but sweat and said embarrassedly, "Do you know what it means to kiss?"

Xiaoxiao said seriously, "Of course I understand. If you like, you can kiss me!"

Chu Jun 's head was full of black lines as he said in a deep voice, "Who told you that?"

Seeing that Chu Jun seemed to be about to get angry, Xiaoxiao timidly said, "Brother Monkey said it!"

"Which monkey brother?" Chu Jun frowned.

Xiao Xiaoxiao pointed to the outside and pouted, "It's the skinny monkey brother!"

"F*ck, so it's that monkey boy Shen Xiaobao !" Chu Jun couldn't help but laugh and cry.

Xiaoxiao wrapped her arms around Chu Jun 's neck and asked seriously, "Does Big Brother Jun like Xiaoxiao?"

"Of course I like it!" Chu Jun said.

Xiaoxiao cheered. She pursed her red lips and kissed Chu Jun 's lips. "Xiaoxiao likes Big Brother Jun too. We can kiss him!"

Chu Jun was instantly dumbfounded. He placed Xiaoxiao on the ground, opened the courtyard door, and stood outside. He shouted, " Shen Xiaobao , get out of here for this daddy!"

Shen Xiaobao really rolled down from a dense tree outside the door. A few followers came to Chu Jun and smiled, "How did you find me, kid? No … It must be that little traitor who betrayed Lord Bao!"

"Sell out your grandpa!" Chu Jun 's fist was the size of a casserole.

Shen Xiaobao hurriedly dodged and shouted, "Little you, you're so shameless! You actually launched a sneak attack!"

Chu Jun flicked his dark leg as fast as lightning. Driven by the divine power of the New Moon, this kick was extremely fast. Shen Xiaobao almost got hit. He couldn't help but break out in cold sweat as he rolled out several meters. He glared at Chu Jun and said, "You're crazy! You want to tear down my ancestral hall!"

Chu Jun rushed over without saying a word. Shen Xiaobao did not dare to neglect him. He used the Spirit Monkey's Hundred Transformations Movement Technique to move around like an agile Spirit Monkey. This fellow's current movement technique was even more proficient, and he was often able to avoid Chu Jun's attacks from an unbelievable angle, causing others to be amazed. Xiaoxiao clapped her hands and shouted, "Brother Jun, spank him!"

Gradually, Chu Jun became more and more proficient, forcing Shen Xiaobao to continuously retreat. In the end, he simply jumped up the tree. As soon as he climbed up the tree, Chu Jun had no choice but to do anything to him.

Shen Xiaobao squatted on a branch and said out of breath, "Do you want to fight?"

Chu Jun helplessly waved his hand, "Stop fighting, scram!"

Shen Xiaobao chuckled and jumped down from the tree. He patted Chu Jun on the shoulder with an unfriendly expression and said, "Didn't it just break the good thing between you and Senior Sister Zhao ? You don't have to be so … ah!"

Before Shen Xiaobao could finish speaking, he let out a miserable scream and bent down like a cooked shrimp. It turned out that Chu Jun used a small capture and twisted his thumb. Immediately, he twisted his hand to his back. The pain caused this guy to bow down and pout his butt in pain and shout, "Aiya, I was wrong, Junior Brother Chu … Aiya … Let go, Senior Brother Chu , Grandpa Chu, treat this little guy like fart!"

Xiao Xiao giggled!

Chu Jun couldn't help but laugh and cry. He scolded, "Grandpa Chu can't let out such a stinky fart like you!"

Shen Xiaobao choked speechlessly. Chu Jun kicked his pouted butt heavily and scolded, "Let's see if you dare to teach Xiaoxiao a lesson in the future!"

Shen Xiaobao cried out with a sad face, "I was wronged. I didn't teach Xiaoxiao anything. She ran to push the door herself!"

Xiaoxiao blinked her eyes and said, "Big Brother Monkey is lying. You said you were betting with Xiaoxiao. Big Brother Gambling Jun and Big Sister Zhao Yu are kissing. Let Xiaoxiao see if it's true. If not, let Xiaoxiao kick her butt!"

Chu Jun 's head couldn't help but be covered in black lines. Shen Xiaobao laughed apologetically and said, "Wrongly accused, this brat's words cannot be trusted!"

"Xiaoxiao, do you want to kick the monkey's butt?" Chu Jun said with a serious face.

Xiao Xiaohuan cried out. Without waiting for Chu Jun 's instructions, she raised her little foot and kicked Shen Xiaobao's butt before giggling. Shen Xiaobao gripped his legs in pain. So his little feet were short and he kicked the egg!

Chu Jun couldn't help but sweat and let go of Shen Xiaobao 's thumb.

After a while, Shen Xiaobao regained his composure. He rubbed his aching thumb and said with a playful smile, "What kind of technique is this? It seems to be very powerful!"

Chu Jun said angrily, "Little Capture Hand!"

Shen Xiaobao 's eyes couldn't help but shine, "Little Capturing Hand, what kind of technique is this? Teach me?"

Chu Jun's heart skipped a beat. Shen Xiaobao was very perceptive in this aspect. With the combination of his small hand and his Spirit Monkey Hundred Transformations Movement Technique, his power would definitely greatly increase. This fellow might even create a new form of technique. Chu Jun was born into the army and had a straightforward personality. He did not have the habit of hiding anything from his friends. Thus, he demonstrated the little hand and explained the structure of the human joints to Shen Xiaobao.

This was the first time Shen Xiaobao had heard of such a new technique, and he couldn't help but be fascinated by it. Occasionally, he would ask questions that he didn't understand. It had to be said that Shen Xiaobao was extremely talented in this aspect, and he was often able to draw inferences from each other.

"Miao Ji, every part of your body can be used to injure enemies, every joint can be used to subdue enemies, small discounts and small captures! Miao Ji!" Shen Xiaobao sighed.

This unheard of, self-contained technique refreshed Shen Xiaobao 's ears. At the same time, he realized the power of it. If he combined it with his own movement technique, it would be even more like adding wings to a tiger.

Shen Xiaobao looked at Chu Jun gratefully and bowed solemnly. One must know that every sect valued this sect's cultivation technique more than their lives. Chu Jun was able to pass on the technique to him without reservation. It could be seen that he truly regarded himself as a good friend who treated each other with the utmost sincerity.

Chu Jun raised his foot and kicked him over, laughing and cursing, "Don't do this!"

Shen Xiaobao unexpectedly received Chu Jun 's kick without dodging. He chuckled and a trace of brotherly sincerity appeared in his eyes.

Chu Jun smiled and said, "Master told you to come, right? Hand over the second level of the Five Thunder Heavenly Art quickly!"

Shen Xiaobao said with a face full of jealousy, "You brat, I don't know what kind of shit luck you have. You entered the late stage of Spirit Refinement after just one year of your entry. With such a cultivation speed, you might really be able to reach Spirit Condensation before the Star Seizure!"

Chu Jun said, "That's my extraordinary talent. It has nothing to do with dog shit luck. Furthermore, I will definitely participate in the Star Seizure Tournament!"

Shen Xiaobao said in disbelief, "Break through to Spirit Condensation from Late Spirit Condensation. This is a big bottleneck. It's not as easy as you think. Don't even think about it in two or three years … Oh, forget that you have a Thunder Dipper Walnut, but it will take you more than a year. By the time you reach Spirit Condensation, the once-in-a-decade Star Seizure Tournament is over. You better wait for the next year!"

Chu Jun said confidently, "Do you want to bet?"

Shen Xiaobao 's thin face instantly turned red as he shouted, "Lord Bao, I haven't been afraid. What are you gambling on?"

Chu Jun smiled and said, "Whoever loses will strip naked and run from the foot of the mountain to the top!"

"Good! Good!" Xiaoxiao clapped her hands in fear of the world and shouted.

Shen Xiaobao was a little dumbfounded and said, "Isn't this good?"

Chu Jun smiled faintly and said, "Shrunk?"

"Alright, it's a deal!" Shen Xiaobao gritted his teeth and said ferociously.

Next, Shen Xiaobao taught Chu Jun the second level of the Five Thunder Heavenly Art.

"Hehe, Chu Jun , Lord Bao, I can't wait to see how valiant and heroic you were when you ran up the mountain naked!" Shen Xiaobao smiled sinisterly and glanced at Chu Jun 's crotch.

Chu Jun said unwillingly, "Don't worry, I'll find you a bamboo pole and pack up the clothes you took off and hang them on it, so that you can carry them up the mountain!"

When Shen Xiaobao thought of that vulgar scene, he couldn't help but look up and laugh loudly!

" Chu Jun , if you really can reach the Spirit Condensation Stage before you seize the Star, it would be worth it for me to do that once!" Shen Xiaobao withdrew his smile and said solemnly, "I sincerely hope that you can participate in the Star Seizure. When that time comes, the two of us will work together to kill that Coppage!"

Chu Jun nodded, "Then let's agree. With your small body, running up the mountain naked, you might be able to seduce a few female monkeys!"

"Fortunately, your uncle!" Shen Xiaobao scolded with a laugh. He stretched out his hand to grab Chu Jun's thumb. In the end, Chu Jun easily took it off. In turn, he let Chu Jun grab his thumb and pinky and clenched his wrist to death, causing him to immediately squat down in pain.

Chu Jun 's little hand had been soaked for nearly ten years, and he was proficient in every joint lock and unlock. Shen Xiaobao had just learned one and a half moves and was practicing his axe. It was simply like cupping shit on a chrysanthemum (dying).

"Master Chu … Aiyo … Little one knows his mistake, just treat me like a fart!" Shen Xiaobao shamelessly begged for mercy.

Chu Jun let go of his hand and kicked his butt. He laughed and scolded, "Get lost, don't be embarrassed!"

Shen Xiaobao lightly dodged a kick and unexpectedly pinched his tiny pink face. Then, he flew away as if he were flying. He picked up a small stone and angrily chased after it, but in the end, he couldn't even see a shadow.

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