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Chapter 304 Castrate

"I'm not leaving!" Ding Ding hugged a half-man tall stalagmite with both of his hands and refused to let go. The black-clothed young woman put her hands on her hips and asked with a faint smile, "Are you really not leaving?"

Ding Ding had been mischievous since childhood. Cheng Rizhe had played tricks on people and made Jun Shan fly like a chicken. Even Master and Madam had no choice but to pamper her. Who would let Master and Madam protect her? This little witch pretended to wipe away her tears and complained to Master. Even Master and Madam had to suffer defeat and be reprimanded. However, this little witch was actually afraid of her Third Aunt Sister, because this Third Aunt Sister was the big witch who dared to chase after the old man with a sword. When the little witch met the big witch, she didn't want to eat until she was dead. It was useless for her to be bullied by the big witch and run to complain to the old man. The old bastard only had a flattering face to comfort her. As time passed, the little witch saw the big witch like a mouse seeing a cat.

At this moment, Ding Ding saw the Great Witch make that signboard action and expression again. He knew that his little butt would suffer in the next moment. He hurriedly let go of the hand holding the stalagmite and turned around to put his little butt on the stalagmite. He said pitifully, "Auntie, can you wait until the egg wakes up before leaving?"

The young woman in black giggled and said, "Auntie, can you take this egg back to Jun Shan to play with you?"

Ding Ding's eyebrows lit up and he threw himself into the arms of the young woman in black and said coquettishly, "Auntie, really?" Her little face rubbed against her plump breasts.

The young woman in black laughed and said, "It's even more true than a pearl, but aunt has to castrate this egg first!"

"Go what way?" Ding Ding raised his face and asked in confusion.

"It's castration. Cut off the man's crotch!" The mystic-clothed young woman said seriously, "Only then can aunt rest assured that she will catch him to Jun Shan to play with you, so as not to accidentally cause your little bell to be eaten by a local egg!"

Ding Ding's face immediately turned pale. She remembered that when she was twelve years old, she went to the city hall with the girl. A few unsightly fellows ran to tease her aunt. In the end, she castrated them all. The few lackeys covered their bloody crotches and wailed on the ground. The scene was still vivid in her mind. If the aunt castrated the egg, it would be painful to death.

"Do you still want it?" The black-clothed young woman giggled and said, "Well, in the future, this country egg will be called Little Egg-Zi. No, it should be called No Egg-Zi!"

Uncle Fu and Aunt Xiao couldn't help but sweat. Third Young Miss had always been moody and impatient. There were often shocking actions. She did a lot of things like cutting her tongue and poking her eyes. That Chu brat really castrated Third Young Miss. It was also a white castration.

"No!" Ding Ding said with a crumpled face.

"Little Bell seems to be unhappy. En, it seems that Auntie will castrate this egg and bring it back to Jun Shan to play with you. Tsk tsk, look how much Auntie loves you!"

Ding Ding hurriedly hugged the black-clothed young woman's thigh, "Auntie, don't. Little Bell doesn't like to play with him. It's dirt. I don't like it!"

The mystic-clothed young woman giggled. She stared at the sleeping Chu Jun and cheerfully said, "He is quite handsome. Where did the dirt come from? Since the little bell doesn't like it, then give it to Auntie. Auntie lacks a warm-bed pretty face!"

Ding Ding rolled his eyes and clapped his hands, "Then give it to Auntie. Let him warm her bed and strip naked to sleep with her!"

"Fuck you, little bastard!" The young woman in black extended her finger and poked Ding Ding's forehead.

Ding Ding laughed and said, "Auntie, I'm telling you the truth. Why don't you marry a local egg? That way, the local egg can help you warm the bed and play with me. Kill two birds with one stone!"

Uncle Fu and Aunt Xiao exchanged a glance, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. Only this little ancestor could say such absurd words. The young woman in black giggled and said, "I just don't know if this egg's life is hard enough. Your aunt and I are widows. Aren't you afraid that this egg will turn into a salted duck's egg?"

Ding Ding angrily waved his fist and said, "Auntie, don't believe those people's nonsense. Just treat them as farts. Whoever dares to blindly chew their tongues will cut their tongues. See who dares to fart!"

"Auntie, you little bastard, you don't need to comfort me!" The young woman in black spanked Ding Ding's butt and dragged her out of the cave. Ding Ding reluctantly said: "The egg is not awake, we leave him here is dangerous!"

The mystic-clothed young woman casually waved her hand and laid a barrier at the entrance of the cave. She said, "It's fine. This egg won't wake up for a short period of time. We still have to hurry back to celebrate the old man's birthday!"

"Shall we bring him along?" Ding Ding pleaded pitifully.

"Alright, I'll castrate you first!"

"Then forget it!"

The black-clothed young woman carried Ding Ding and flew away. Uncle Fu and Aunt Xiao respectfully followed behind her.

Three days later, the sleeping Chu Jun suddenly sat up. Just as he opened his eyes, a domineering sword aura broke through his body, cutting off a half-man tall stalagmite, and then cutting through the defensive barrier set up by the Great Witch.

At the foot of a mountain peak, nearly a thousand Half-Spirits were busy collecting firewood, hunting, cooking food by fire, and children were chasing and playing.

"Hey, little bastard, pee and run away. Don't you see I'm washing my face!" The big hammer shouted angrily, but the little wang eggs ran farther upstream and peed in the stream, making the big hammer jump in anger.

Chu Jun sat beside the campfire and watched with amusement as the big hammer in the distance played with the little wang eggs. On the campfire was a half-roasted golden wolf leopard, and the air was suffused with a faint smell of meat. Ning Yun sat leaning against Chu Jun like a bird, taking care of the fire while hugging the Fire Phoenix egg in his arms. The Pill Feather Fire Phoenix was a fire type spirit beast. It liked fire and hated cold. Therefore, every time a bonfire was lit, Ning Yun would bring out the eggs and roast them together.

Fan Jian leaned lazily against the rock opposite the campfire with a straw in his mouth. He raised his legs and shook them, as if he was hanging on the ground. Not far away from the bonfire, Tao Fei Fei's face was extremely cold. Occasionally, she would glance over here. Seeing the man who was said to have drunk his daughter's wine, she would get angry. Then, she would glance at the hooligan opposite the man, which made her even angrier. The hooligan embraced Ning Yun's waist in a dignified manner and was so gentle that he lacked praise.

Chu Jun spun the roasted wolf half a circle and raised his head to stare at Fan Jian. This guy was shaking his big legs as he glared at Chu Jun, "What are you doing?" Because this fellow had been taken into the small world by Chu Jun, he didn't have the chance to see the Divine Lightning Sword of Old Glutton Chu, and he had always held it in his heart, wishing he could give Chu Jun a beating.

Chu Jun rolled his eyes and said, "What the hell is that big stinking foot of yours shaking? Didn't you see that I was barbecuing meat? Looking at it, you feel sick!"

Fan Jian shook the grass roots even more happily. He even shook his butt. His eyes were very cheap. He was clearly saying, "Bite me, I'm going to shake!"

Chu Jun smiled and said, "Stop shaking. I've never heard of a man shaking his head and a woman shaking his head. You're originally a bitch. Isn't that turning into a poor criminal shameless?"

"Pu!" Ning Yun couldn't help but laugh out loud. Wu Yanshou and Shi Tai laughed out loud. Even Tao Fei Fei, who was not far away, covered her mouth and turned around.

Fan Jian stopped shaking his head and stood up. He angrily said, "One-on-one!"

Chu Jun threw the roasted wolf over and scolded with a smile, "Get lost! Divide the meat for everyone to eat!"

Fan Jian's face immediately collapsed. He walked away with the roasted wolf in his hand and shouted, "Little bastards, it's time for dinner!"

In the blink of an eye, dozens of little brats ran over. They stared at the barbecue in Brother Jian's hand and licked their lips with all their might. It was as if they were going to treat Brother Jian as barbecue meat. Fan Jian squeezed out a smile that he thought was very kind, "Be good, don't snatch it, line up … Hey, I told you not to snatch it, damn it! Which bastard wiped the oil off my body …!"

The surrounding Half Spirit Race couldn't help but laugh loudly as they shouted at their own children. They laughed happily in the valley.

Wu Yanshou coughed softly and said, "Master Chu, it's inconvenient to bring so many people along!"

Chu Jun helplessly frowned, but he was also helpless. In the three days that they were unconscious, nearly a thousand people lived in the small world. Fortunately, Fan Jian and the others had quite a few spirit grain pancakes with them. Otherwise, many people would have starved to death in these three days. Even so, the small world was still in a mess. The small world within a radius of two miles could not withstand the torment of nearly a thousand people. If they wanted to recover their vitality, they would have to slowly nurture it.

The Half Spirit Race's home had been destroyed, so he couldn't leave them alone. Moreover, he had promised to return them a peach garden. It was just that bringing these nearly a thousand people on the road was a huge problem. In addition, these people were still Half Spirit Race experts, so the trouble would be even greater. With so many Half Spirit Race cultivators, if someone were to covet them, it would be impossible for them to rely on themselves, Fan Jian, and the others to protect them. The bitch and the club had been complaining these days, tired like a dog. As the boss, Chu Jun was even more exhausted. He had to deal with a lot of trivial matters. That was a big deal. Back then, he had brought An Xiang and the hundreds of people from the Zhengtian Sect to the Immortal Crossing Sea day and night, but fighting the ghosts wasn't as troublesome as he was now. Back then, Li Xiangjun had managed the internal affairs in an orderly manner. He was simply worrying about it. Now that he was in charge of eating, drinking, and sleeping with nearly a thousand people, he was simply taking his life. If only Fragrant Monarch were here!

There was nothing he could do. Right now, he could only bring nearly a thousand people into the small world during the day and release them to help with the hunting and cooking at night. However, even so, his journey was greatly slowed down and attracted the attention of a few groups of xiuzhe. Chu Jun was most anxious to arrive at the Wu Tian Sect ruins in the north of Star Continent. Yun'er's illness could no longer be delayed!

"Old Witch, do you have any good ideas?" Chu Jun asked.

Wu Yanshou sneaked a glance at Ning Yun and carefully said, "Why don't we arrange for these half-races to stay in Star City and let the bitches and the club take care of them? The three of us will hurry to Star North!"

Ning Yun listened quietly and didn't ask why they were rushing to the north of the stars. He just hugged the Fire Phoenix Egg and leaned against Chu Jun's embrace.

Chu Jun frowned. This was indeed the most feasible method now. However, bringing nearly a thousand Half Spirit Race into the city was simply too shocking. It would be difficult to not attract the attention of the major powers. At that time, attracting the attention of those major powers would cause great trouble. Furthermore, he would not be able to rest assured even if he relied on Fan Jian and the club to take care of him.

A thought flashed through Chu Jun's mind, and he remembered the blue-dressed girl Lan Duo who was standing at the city gate to bid farewell.

"Sigh, I can't help but ask her for help!" Chu Jun sighed in his heart.

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