*Tallon*

I couldn’t even begin to hide my excitement. I felt like I had drank a dozen energy drinks and half a bottle of old-timey cough medicine, the ones they loaded up with all the good shit before regulations came down on their assess.

And that shit was effective too. I couldn’t deny having downed said combined energy drinks and cough medicine one time in high school, half on a dare and half because it was exam weeks and I hadn’t studied or slept ...