It’s a good thing the deal with Saunders is a lie, or I’d be in deep shit. My first time at bat, and I’m about to fail this acting thing already. I could barely keep the snare off my face as I watched this witch approach me with that lying smile on her face. Standing still for the few seconds it took for her to kiss my cheek almost took me out, and it was all I could do not to wipe it off.

I couldn’t resist stepping out of the way, though when she tried clinging to me, it felt ...