Shit, shit, shit, what the hell have I done? How could I be so stupid? In all my daydreams, I never imagined things turning out this way. Killing him on sight, yeah, but not once did I ever imagine jumping into bed with him the first chance I got. I wish I was the kind of woman who’d see this as getting some of my own back.

I don’t know all the particulars of their divorce, but I’m almost certain that something sinister is going on or that nut would’ve been all over the news ...