I almost felt sorry for this hump. He’d walked in looking like someone had goosed him. I know that look very well; it comes from tangling with a female who’d wrapped her tentacles around you in a sneak attack. Serves his ass right. I know his type, the kind who thinks they’re above it all.

The type who has his life all mapped out until they get sideswiped by some female who comes out of left field and turns their shit upside down without so much as a warning. I would know because ...