Yep, that statement was very conducive to me having a productive day, not. I almost stapled my fingers together, and I stared at one line for half an hour on the computer screen before realizing that I didn't understand one word.

I forgot invoices, and decided it was best to leave those alone for another day before I really mucked things up.

One part of me was ready, oh so ready. I mean when was I ever going to get another opportunity like this again? A hot guy who ...