Fuck me! What the fuck has happened to my life? My world has been turned upside down by females. I'm surrounded, out numbered and outgunned. I haven't had a moment's peace since I met my Angel and that's no fucking joke.

Not that I'm complaining or anything, but she's like a whirlwind. She runs circles around me. The fucking girl completely owns and consumes me; and if that shit isn't bad enough, she brought in a ringer. Fucking daughters and shit. I'm pretty sure my life is ...