"Elena I think your son has finally cracked up." I looked over my shoulder to make sure he wasn't coming down the stairs but knowing him he'd be in that book for at least another ten minutes until he found something else to make me crazy.

"Why what's he doing now?"

"Well my tummy somehow sprung up this morning out of nowhere and..."

"WHAT" She screamed loud enough that I had to move the phone away from my ear.

"I'll be right there." She hung up the phone ...