"I'll get her." I rolled out of bed and went to get my little princess the next morning. She was making enough racket to raise the damn dead, just like her mother.

"Hey, hey, hey I'm here, what's with you this morning huh? Did you think daddy left you, huh? Come here beautiful girl." I picked her up out of her crib and laid her on the changing table. She was giving me the stink eye I guess I'd taken too long.

"Listen you your old man got here in plenty of time so don't ...