In the end we went with something simple. I had the super knock on the door and tell her there was a gas leak in the building and she had to leave. Of course we had to tell the other tenants the same thing to make it look legit but what the fuck.

Most of them weren't home anyway; most normal human beings were out getting ready for the holiday. According to the guys who were on her she headed for the mall.

I decided to go in alone; the place wasn't that big anyway. I ...