It was like an epidemic. Once Kat and I took the plunge the other single men followed suit a couple years later. Now we were all family men and we took this raising daughters shit seriously. We made a pact, because these little fucks today aren't like we were, they're bold as fuck. But I find if you put the fear of thunder in their little punk asses they learn quick.

"He's fifteen."

"Our Caitie's dating an older dude?"

"Yes Jared, the little shit's fifteen. I'm ...