I needed to go. My boy Law had just called and said I needed to get to his place and from the sounds of it the shit was serious. "Catalina's little friend is coming over to work on a school project together isn't that cute?"

It was the 'isn't that cute' that tipped me off. "What little friend?" Her cocky grin told me I was not going to like what came next and I was right.

"You know, one of her many boyfriends, she told me this one might be serious so she invited him ...